The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME
“We are here to serve & protect”
Someone I’m related said this:
"I was a policeman before this job, and I moved in to this [other line of work] because I got used to being able to hit something if it annoyed me."
Sometimes I wonder who makes all the weird shit on this website
I work my ass off, so you can laugh yours off.
my favorite fucking thing ever
BIG ASS TREES
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
Why is this the best this I have ever watched!?
this. is. life.
omg that tongue thing